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OH YES…  we have another  Children's tale soon to be published in our new BOOK  -   SPOOKY TALES...

AND HERE IT IS  - A COUPLE OF CHAPTERS OF
ONE LEGGED STEVE 
WRITTEN BY LEIGHROY MARSH

There is an old pirate called One legged Steve

Who lives in the same part of town that I do

There’s a sad sorry tale behind the strange name

And the reason that Stephen needs only one shoe!

Was it eaten by sharks?

Or 

Lost in the park?

Or 

Dropped down a well that was cold, wet and dark

No!

The truth is more scary, 
And really quite sad

And once you have heard it, 
you may understand

How  this unlucky pirate, who wasn’t all bad

Never again set foot off dry land.

Are you with me my crew ?   (arrgh) 

Well listen close

And I’ll tell you of One legged Steve and the Ghost

On a  dark stormy night, far out in the sea

Cap’n Steven was leaving the heaving to me,

I heaved and I ho’d like a good pirate should

But the storm was too fierce, and it split both the masts

Are you with me my crew?   (arrrgh) they all said

And off we were carried, away from our course

Whilst I and the Captain held tight and stood fast

All through the night, the stormy wind blew

It took us away from the places we knew

Until close to an island our good ship did sink

And the captain and crew ended up  in the sea

Swimming for shore, as fast as we could

With the clothes on our back and the shoes on our feet

But with nothing to drink - and no food to eat

As I gathered the crew  who lay on the  beach

Capt’n Stev’n was grieving his loss to the sea

Its time to set forth and find us some bread

Are you with me my crew? (arrrgh) they all said.

But none of us knew - which way we should go.

Some headed East and some headed West 

While another 5 pirates headed straight for the trees

With the Capt’n and I as  we thought that was best


OMG  this Book could be a bit of a nail-biter !!!
we'll have to wait and see..


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Golden Arm is the most entertaining poem written for children......ever, at least 3500 children agree with me

Another spectacular week in the world of the Hairy Plug Monster and Friends, kicked off with my invitation to St Joseph and St Bede's Primary School in Bury on Monday morning.....as usual I got lost on the way and arrived with just minutes to spare.

With the aid of a cup of tea, I managed to regain my composure and set about preparing for the first reading to a combined Y1 group.  I used to get nervous when I performed in front of classes but over the last year I have managed to integrate lots of little bits into my "act", encouraging audience participation and building up the atmosphere using "Golden Arm" as a finale - which again didn't fail to scare the socks off them.  I was allocated a room for the day and with each year group, I included the other stories such as "Miss Carr's Pies" and "Commander-in-Chief of the World".  As the final Y6 group came in I cast my inhibitions and read the two Zombie specials, " There's Something Wrong with Grandad" and for the very first time "Zombelina".  Again it seems I misjudged children's appetite for more gruesome stories, as they loved it.  Even the teachers enjoyed the sad sorry tale of the Toymaster and his daughter.  It does help though when you have "Golden Arm" to finish on, and seeing as no one else wants to blow my trumpet, I may as well do it myself...

Golden Arm IS the most entertaining poem written for children ....ever.
It was a fantastic day, with a lot of books being sold and a very appreciative school making me feel very much at home.

I had an email from the Windows Project, who requested that I pay them a visit in Liverpool sometime soon and also if I could include them in my next school visit for "assessment".

The rest of the week was spent finalising the first of three pieces of music for the film - Rough and Ready, and again I didn't fail to deliver the goods.  The only thing that's missing at the moment is a steady flow of income, to pay for all this.....but I keep telling myself that it ISonly a matter of time.

Thankfully everybody else seems to agree with me...

Find out for yourself by visiting  http://www.hairyplugmonster.com/purchase.html and purchasing your very own signed copy of The Hairy Plug Monster.

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FANCY THAT!

LEIGHROY  -  author of the Hairy Plug Monster and a few other stories…. 


Passed on his cheeky recipe for Himalayan Balsam Biscuits to those nice River Cottage people and got a positive reply, FANCY THAT!!!!   you never know they might just use his recipe…  which I've posted again below 
also if you go to any woodland park  you may just be lucky as they are still around 

Himalayan Balsam and Mixed Seed Cookies.......

Himalayan Balsam

The Hairy Plug Monster's  Himalayan Balsam and Mixed Seed Cookie

It's that time of year again when those delightful Himalayan Balsam plants adorn the pathways, and waterways of the English countryside and envelop everything in their way - and with each year their numbers increase until eventually there will be nothing left but "Balsam". 

Naturally this has caused alarm throughout DEFRA and beyond, and each year well meaning folk head out into the woodlands and parks with the sole aim of "Bashing the Balsam" - Unfortunately, their efforts are not having very much effect and serve only as a slight inconvenience to the Himalayan Balsam. 

However, as more and more people are daring to venture out at this time of year, intent on capitalising on the bountiful harvest of fruit and berries that are just coming into season, it seems only fair to let them know that an even greater harvest can be had from the public enemy of plants.

I did try spreading the word last year but without the aid of images, my message fell on deaf ears - this year however I am proud to bring you:

The Hairy Plug Monster's Himalayan Balsam and Mixed Seed Cookies  

First put your coat on and head off out to track down some Balsam, I have included an image to aid identification, but to further assist you, look for the tall plant with white or pink delicate flowers. At this time of year they should be on the wane and be replaced with seed pods which are shaped like tiny okra.  The Himalayan Balsam is easily identifiable, because when you touch a ripe seed pod it explodes "Alien style" and throws out the seeds in every direction.  ( this is one of the main reasons that "Balsam Bashing doesn't work").  The stem of the plant is a hollow and translucent and a quick inspection of the roots should show about twenty reddish roots just above ground that anchor the beast in place.

So when you are satisfied that you have the Himalayan Balsam in your sights, it is now time to harvest the seeds. 

1.  Very carefully tilt the flower head towards you and without touching the pods place a large plastic bag over the top of the plant.  Once you are confident that the seed heads are inside the bag, tickle the pods and let them explode, ( be on the lookout for bees collecting the last bits of pollen).  The seeds will collect in the bag and each plant should give your about 100 seeds. 

2.  Carry this action on until you think you have enough seeds.....how much is enough seeds?...erm  well I      don't know, but bear in mind that the pod husks are also collected and will need to be removed at a later stage so.... the more you collect the more you have to sort out later.....simples.

Himalayan Balsam seeds and the green pod huskYour harvest should look similar to the image above with the seeds ranging from white to brown to black, being mixed together with the curled up green pod husks and occasional flowers.

Now comes the boring bit...the seeds need to be separated, and up to now the only way I have found to do this is to spread them out on a tray and pick out the pods, flowers and anything else that may have found its way into the bag.  I wont kid you....this will take a bit of time, but eventually you should be left with a tray full of seeds.

Himalayan Balsam Seeds

Place the seeds in a bowl of fresh water for twenty minutes to wash off any dust and creepy crawlies that still may be hiding amongst them and drain the water away through a sieve. 

Dry Roasted Himalayan Balsam Seeds

Empty the seeds into a dry frying pan and on a low heat slowly cook them until the seeds turn a similar shade of grey. 

Et voila your Himalayan Balsam Seeds are now ready for eating..... or.  you could do what I did and add them to a cookie mix

Cream 125g of unsalted butter with 125g of sugar, slowly add 2 beaten eggs to the mix and a teaspoon of vanila essence.  Fold in 250g of self raising flour and 200g of Himalayan Balsam seeds together with a 200g  mix of  of toasted almonds, pumpkin and sunflower seeds.  

Gather the mixture together with your hand and shape the dough into a ball.  Wrap in clingfilm and leave to settle in the fridge for half an hour.

When the dough has chilled, remove from the fridge and dive into 26 pieces, rolling each one into a small ball and placing on a greased baking tray.

Lightly flatten each cookie before baking at 180C (160C fan oven) Gas Mark 4 for 10-12 minutes until golden but still fairly soft.  Leave on the baking tray for 5 minutes before transfering onto a wire rack to cool.

 And put the kettle on.

Congratulations, you have probably taken the best step to keep the spread of Himalayan Balsam in check and at the same time made yourself and the kids a damn fine cookie.  Now with a plate full of cookies and a glass of milk sit down in your favourite chair, open The Hairy Plug Monster and start reading.....if you haven't got a copy please visit 

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Leighroy has another tale to tell!

The Pot Bellied Cook and the Three Legged Dog

about this Author |  Leighroy Marsh writing this tale in 10 mins!

OMG….   WHAT a genius

In an old wooden tavern, quite close to a bog

Lives  a pot bellied cook and a three legged dog

He spends all his days making green smelly cheese

While the three legged dog sits and scratches his fleas

High up in a tower,  lives the Old Purple Bint

Who drinks nothing but smoothies of onion and mint

She grows all her food in a pair of old boots

And makes soap from the juice of the dandelion root

But  cook wasn’t happy to live all alone

He wanted to share the green cheese in his home

So he closed up the tavern and set foot outside

With his three legged dog he looked for a bride

To the Old Purple Bint in the tower  he strolled

With some cheese in a sock, feeling ever so bold

He called from the ground to the window above

And proclaimed from his knees his intentions of love.

“My darling, my sugar, my sweetheart, my dear

I have lived all alone for so many a year

I have come to ask you, would you marry me please

And stand by my side with my dog and his fleas”

The Bint just stood silent, as stiff as a rock

Then she gazed at the cook and his green smelly sock

“I will be your wife” , was her short sharp reply

“If you bring me the shoes  from the snufflebug fly”

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arrr well what happens next - you'll have to wait and see!!!!

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The Hairy Plug Monster! and you know what,  you can buy on line through our website...

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ANOTHER SPECTACULAR WEEK!

update blog from Leighroy Marsh  

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Golden Arm is the most entertaining poem written for children......ever, at least 3500 children agree with me

Another spectacular week in the world of the Hairy Plug Monster and Friends, kicked off with my invitation to St Joseph and St Bede's Primary School in Bury on Monday morning.....as usual I got lost on the way and arrived with just minutes to spare.

With the aid of a cup of tea, I managed to regain my composure and set about preparing for the first reading to a combined Y1 group.  I used to get nervous when I performed in front of classes but over the last year I have managed to integrate lots of little bits into my "act", encouraging audience participation and building up the atmosphere using "Golden Arm" as a finale - which again didn't fail to scare the socks off them.  I was allocated a room for the day and with each year group, I included the other stories such as "Miss Carr's Pies" and "Commander-in-Chief of the World".  As the final Y6 group came in I cast my inhibitions and read the two Zombie specials, " There's Something Wrong with Grandad" and for the very first time "Zombelina".  Again it seems I misjudged children's appetite for more gruesome stories, as they loved it.  Even the teachers enjoyed the sad sorry tale of the Toymaster and his daughter.  It does help though when you have "Golden Arm" to finish on, and seeing as no one else wants to blow my trumpet, I may as well do it myself...

Golden Arm IS the most entertaining poem written for children ....ever.
It was a fantastic day, with a lot of books being sold and a very appreciative school making me feel very much at home.

I had an email from the Windows Project, who requested that I pay them a visit in Liverpool sometime soon and also if I could include them in my next school visit for "assessment".

The rest of the week was spent finalising the first of three pieces of music for the film - Rough and Ready, and again I didn't fail to deliver the goods.  The only thing that's missing at the moment is a steady flow of income, to pay for all this.....but I keep telling myself that it IS only a matter of time.

Thankfully everybody else seems to agree with me...

Find out for yourself by visiting  http://www.hairyplugmonster.com/purchase.html  and purchasing your very own signed copy of The Hairy Plug Monster.

http://www.hairyplugmonster.com/purchase.html

What did YOU think!!!

Well now,  what did you think of  ZOMBELINA?  I know its only a fraction of the tale,
but soon you will able to download this and other tales as an audio book -

from the  'SPOOKY TALES'  collection - written by Leighroy Marsh

here's another tale to wet your appetite...
MISS CARR'S PIES 

Long, long ago, there was nothing but snow 

on the dark country lane in my tale,

And galloped a horse, (with a rider of course) 

With a bag full of paintings for sale.

But the snow was too thick, 

and he had to think quick 

if he stayed out too long he would freeze

And though the dark night 

he saw the pale light of an inn, 

where he could find some ease.

He tethered his steed in the stables next door, 

And carried his pictures inside.

And there by the bar, 

was the lovely Miss Carr 

with a tray full of pies at her side

Good evening Miss, 

he said with a hiss

his mouth was all frozen and solid

She simply looked up from a recipe book 

And said in a manner quite stolid.

"Good evening sir, 

Can I get you a beer? 

A room for the night or some tea?

There’s nobody here at this time of year 

I can give you a discount maybe?"
"What would be nice, is one of those pies?" 

 Said the traveller eyeing the tray

“Can you warm right it up 

with some ale in a cup 

and tell me how much I must pay

"I certainly can" she said to the man 

"please take a seat by the fire"

"I shall warm it up quick, 

I ‘ll be back in a tick  

with a pie that will match your desire"

Miss Carr went away with the pies on the tray, 

and selected the largest one on it

To the kitchen she went with a pie for the gent , 

Whilst humming herself an old sonnet.

"So the man wants a pie", she said with a sigh 

it will cost him much more than he thinks

She pulled out a locket 

from inside her pocket  

And opened it over his drink.

Down poured some dust, 

which was redder than rust  

It bubbled and fizzled and festered

She stirred up the brew 

which was thicker than stew 

but smelt rather good none the less……

Oooooops  - more to follow!!!!

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