about this Author | Leighroy Marsh writing this tale in 10 mins!
OMG…. WHAT a genius
In an old wooden tavern, quite close to a bogLives a pot bellied cook and a three legged dog
He spends all his days making green smelly cheese
While the three legged dog sits and scratches his fleas
High up in a tower, lives the Old Purple Bint
Who drinks nothing but smoothies of onion and mint
She grows all her food in a pair of old boots
And makes soap from the juice of the dandelion root
But cook wasn’t happy to live all alone
He wanted to share the green cheese in his home
So he closed up the tavern and set foot outside
With his three legged dog he looked for a bride
To the Old Purple Bint in the tower he strolled
With some cheese in a sock, feeling ever so bold
He called from the ground to the window above
And proclaimed from his knees his intentions of love.
“My darling, my sugar, my sweetheart, my dear
I have lived all alone for so many a year
I have come to ask you, would you marry me please
And stand by my side with my dog and his fleas”
The Bint just stood silent, as stiff as a rock
Then she gazed at the cook and his green smelly sock
“I will be your wife” , was her short sharp reply
“If you bring me the shoes from the snufflebug fly”
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arrr well what happens next - you'll have to wait and see!!!!
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