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In an old wooden tavern, quite close to a bog Lives a pot bellied cook and a three legged dog He spends all his days making green smelly cheese While the three legged dog sits and scratches his fleas
High up in a tower, lives the Old Purple Bint Who drinks nothing but smoothies of onion and mint She grows all her food in a pair of old boots And makes soap from the juice of the dandelion root But cook wasn’t happy to live all alone He wanted to share the green cheese in his home So he closed up the tavern and set foot outside With his three legged dog he looked for a bride To the Old Purple Bint in the tower he strolled With some cheese in a sock, feeling ever so bold He called from the ground to the window above And proclaimed from his knees his intentions of love.
“My darling, my sugar, my sweetheart, my dear I have lived all alone for so many a year I have come to ask you, would you marry me please And stand by my side with my dog and his fleas”